Keisha: I love you I love you I love you! I miss you sooo much! You have no idea! Please please please come back to Illinois soon!

Psh...you just wish you knew...it's killing you inside not to know, isn't it? Gwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!: Psh, Barry the tick splitter is mine now, bzitch. You missed your chance. I'll give him a much better home...till his battery or evil core or whatever powers him dies...

Schweet: You, sir, must update more often, for I am simly DYING to know what happens next! Don't make me take my cyber-stalking to the extreme!

Kaa..itlyn. : is this *coughs* ZIM? on yoru backround? and you missed the juicy crickets in biology and this made me quite sad. I stole one of their legs....mwa-ha-ha...

The Bondage Pirate Rises Again!: Oooh, my winky Vagina boy, you must must must come to Illinois soon! I can only take fruit snack withdrawal for so long! Plus Allen is running out of pancake batter...But I swear if you cut your hair and start talking like a gangster I shall shove uncomfortably sharp objects up your bum! Love thrown at you!

Groovy with a Side of Salsa: Oooh, Krushin, I love love love Amour Cafe! You must must must keep posting! If you ever stop writing I swear I'll go to Virginia and beat some sense into you! Never never never give up on something your so good at! I shall return with more cyber-stalker nonesense soon, but until then, totaloo!

Slapp-happy Ishkabibble: You know, I'm beginning to get the feeling that you don't read this, fruit snack....And I'm also beginning to get the feeling that you're not going to update this website of yours anytime soon...And I also get the feeling that you are dead and therefore you should fork over the organs! If you aren't dead, prove me wrong and update. Otherwise, I shall arrive with a cooler in the morrow.

We are screwed...SCREWED I SAID!!!: You need to come back to Illinois! Seriously! The world is out of balance!!! Nineteen-year-old perves are on the prowl, bitches abound, and Allen is actually starting to make sense!!!!! Hurry!!!!!!!!

Stalker Chick: I got nothing better to do, so I'm gonna post a comment on your journal, my fruity friend! Aren't you lucky? You must definately update more often to tell of your awesome Vagina adventures and all the silly little friends (and, of course, the chicadees) you make along the way. Oh, and also you must got off your lazy bum and post some stories!! Remember to eat your veggies and brush your tooth! Ta-ta!

Skippy's Baaaaack!: Happy belated New Year, my little winky Vagina boy!

Bondage Pirate: Oh dear...I'm running out of names...Well, I said I'd do this and I don't lie so, ehem: PENIS, PENIS PENIS!!!! VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA!!!! OVARIES! UTERUS! TESTICLES! SPERM! Hope you get some interesting referrals now

Rainbow Pirate Hooker: I'm going to kidnap you and keep you in my cubby hole so you can't leave! Gwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! My my, little Russy's strutting his stuff for the chicadees! Ever the babe magnet aren't we? Just remember to keep your sword near you while in bed! Careening contractors!

Anonymous: you, sir, were not at school today. And you're not moving, because I said so. So there! (oo-la-la Russell, pickin' up chicks at the B & N...its alright...I won't tell Carrissa..)

Skippy's Got a Gun: Why, yes, yes you are an ass, but you're my favorite ass! Remember: You never know when you're jogging and you might need a condum! Tenacious tummult!

Kait: you moved to virginia for like a year...didn't you? yeah, you did. So I say, and so it shall be!

The Crazy Rainbow-haired Girl: Hehehe, I found you! Welcome to bravenet, my soft-haired friend! Now I can stalk you on the internet too! Gwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Love and lobsters!